1 - We're changing the name "Stryper" to "Hyper" cause it rhymes with "Stryper" or, we're calling the band "Stripper" because people always confuse the name and call us that anyway.
2 - We're taking C.C. Devilles advice from long ago and we're changing the colors of the stripes to pink and purple. It's fresh, hip and totally 2007!
3 - We won't be throwing out bibles anymore. Instead, we'll be throwing out Starbucks gift vouchers and when you redeem them, you'll receive a Starbucks bible.
4 - We're shaving our heads and bodies in the effort to be closer to God. Hair can get in the way and become an obstruction.
5 - We're going back to our childhood roots musically - country metal with a polka twist. We recorded some demos of this original style back in the mid 70's and trust me - it rocks and rocks hard! Your gonna love it! We think this is the next "big" sound.
5 - We're bringing in body doubles (younger versions) to take the stage and we'll be behind a black curtain performing so you'll get the original sound but a fresh new look. How cool is that?
6 - We're recording a new record and starting in February-2007!
We believe that these changes will put us on the map again and maybe even get us arrested (lately we can't even get arrested)
and we hope your as excited as we are!
Disclaimer - This is a joke - none of this is true except #6. Just having some fun and I hope you had fun reading it. Here's to 2007 and 2008!!!